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Go The F**k To Sleep Audio Book on CD

Go The F**k To Sleep Audio Book on CD

Go The F**k To Sleep Audio Book on CD
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Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar -- and unspoken -- tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F**k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not play this for your children. 

"A children's book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud--hilarious!" --David Byrne, musician, father of one 

"Finally, someone tells it like it really is. This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!" --Cristina Garci­a, author of The Lady Matador's Hotel, mother of one 

"This is the most honest children's book ever written. F**king hilarious." --A.J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically, father of three 

"Go the F**k to Sleep is the secret anthem of tired parents everywhere.“ --Bliss Broyard, author of One Drop: My Father's Hidden Life, mother of two 

"Captures the beautiful struggle of being a parent at its rawest point: bedtime.“ --Daniel Sinker, author of The F***ing Epic Twitter Quest of @MayorEmanuel, father of one

Audio humor book on CD is 7 minutes long and was released by Brilliance Audio on August 2, 2011. It was written by Adam Mansback and is read by Samuel L. Jackson. The unabridged version of the written book contains strong language and is definitely not for children!
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About OldMaidCatLady.com

About OldMaidCatLady.com

We're a small business, founded by a genuine old maid cat lady who loves her cat the same as if she were her child, just like you do yours. All products are shipped directly to you from our suppliers; we don't maintain any inventory. This eliminates double shipping, warehousing and staffing that would drive up costs, allowing us to price our items as reasonably as possible. When it comes to shipping, we charge you only what our suppliers charge us to ship the items to you. Those retailers who offer you "free" shipping are only raising their prices to cover the cost of shipping, and we'd rather be honest with you about it. If our suppliers include shipping in the prices of the items, we offer the same to you. We try to treat all our customers the way we'd like to be treated ourselves, and appreciate your taking the time to get to know us a little. If you'd like to know more, click on the "About Us" link in the menu.
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