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In Memory of Vixen

In Memory of Vixen

Memorial for my beloved cat Vixen

Humorous books about cats: jokes, cartoons, and funny stories about our feline friends.
Cat Humor Books

Cat Humor Books

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All Cats Have Asperger SyndromeAll Cats Have Asperger Syndromeby Kathy Hoopmann
All I Need to Know I Learned from My CatAll I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat...(And Then Some)
by Suzy Becker
Bad KittiesBad KittiesCelebrating Good Times And Bad Behavior
Binky: License to ScratchBinky: License to ScratchFinal book in the popular series by Ashley Spires, in hardcover or paperback!
Bloom County Library 4: 1986-1987Bloom County Library 4: 1986-1987by Berke Breathed
Bloom County: The Complete Collection 1980-1982Bloom County: The Complete Collection 1980-1982by Berke Breathed
Calvin and Hobbes 10th Anniversary BookCalvin and Hobbes 10th Anniversary Bookby Bill Watterson
Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995A New York Times best-seller, by Bill Watterson
Cat ConfessionsCat ConfessionsA “Kitty Come Clean” Tell-All Book by Allia Zobel-Nolan
Cat HymnsCat HymnsA sing-along book by Stephen Curtis Thompson & Patti Thompson
Cat in the Hat Beginner Book Dictionary in SpanishCat in the Hat Beginner Book Dictionary in SpanishGreat way to teach kids ages 7-8 some zany Spanish!
Cat vs HumanCat vs Humanby Yasmine Surovec
Cats Who QuiltCats Who QuiltThe First Quilting Book for Cats
by Judy Heim, illustrated by Irina Borisoua
Comic Adventures of BootsComic Adventures of Bootsby Satoshi Kitamura
Crazy CatsCrazy CatsEdited by J.C. Suares
Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?A Diet Book for Cats
by Dena Harris, illustrated by Anna Boyajian
Double TroubleDouble Troubleby Doreen Tovey
Dump Him, Marry the Cat!Dump Him, Marry the Cat!Why a Cat Is a Better Match Than a Man

The purr-fect gift book for your favorite old maid cat lady!
FBI's Most Wanted CatsFBI's Most Wanted Catsby Mark Leigh, illustrated by Mike Lepine
Glamourpuss: The Enchanted World of Kitty WigsGlamourpuss: The Enchanted World of Kitty Wigsby Julie Jackson, illustrated by Jill Johnson
Go The F**k To SleepGo The F**k To SleepA picture book for adults by Adam Mansbach
Henri, Le Chat NoirHenri, Le Chat Noir

The Existential Musings of an Angst-filled Cat

by William Braden

How to Make Your Cat an Internet CelebrityHow to Make Your Cat an Internet CelebrityA Guide to Financial Freedom
by Patricia Carlin with photographs by Dustin Fenstermacher
How to Work Like a CatHow to Work Like a CatWalking With Confidence Through a Dog-Eat-Dog World
Office humor by Karen Wormald
I Am Pusheen the CatI Am Pusheen the CatIt's a book about Tumblr's star kitty,
by Claire Belton
I Can Has Cheezburger?I Can Has Cheezburger?Fresh from teh internets, here come LOLcats!
I Can't Believe My Cat Did That!I Can't Believe My Cat Did That!

101 Stories About the Crazy Antics of Our Feline Friends

Part of the Chicken Soup for the Soul series by Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen
I Could Pee on ThisI Could Pee on This

And Other Poems by Cats

by "Sally Forth" author Francesco Marciuliano, now available for pre-order!
I Knead My MommyI Knead My MommyAnd Other Poems by Kittens
by Francesco Marciuliano
I'd Rather Be a CatI'd Rather Be a Catby Allia Zobel-Nolan
Inside Llewyn Davis: The ScreenplayInside Llewyn Davis: The Screenplayfor the new film
by Joel and Ethan Coen!
Lessons in Stalking:Lessons in Stalking:Adjusting to Life With Cats
Life Works Itself OutLife Works Itself Out(And Then You Nap)
Keiya Mizuno and Naoki Naganuma
Lil Bub's Lil BookLil Bub's Lil Book

The Extraordinary Life of the Most Amazing Cat on the Planet

by Mike Bridavsky

LOLcat BibleLOLcat Bibleby Martin Grondin
Lost CatLost Cat

A True Story of Love, Desperation, and GPS Technology

by Caroline Paul, illustrated by Wendy MacNaughton

Meditations for Cats Who Do Too MuchMeditations for Cats Who Do Too MuchLearning To Take Things One Life At a Time
by Michael Cader
Meet the Pink PantherMeet the Pink Pantherby Hope Freleng Shaw, Sybil Freleng Bergman, and Art Leonardi

Fun for adults, too!
Metal CatsMetal Catsby Alexandra Crockett
Mewsings: Exploring the Feline MystiqueMewsings: Exploring the Feline Mystiqueby Fiona Green
More Cats in the BelfryMore Cats in the Belfryby Doreen Tovey
My Cat Loves Me NakedMy Cat Loves Me NakedA cat humor book by Stephanie Piro
One Cent, Two Cents, Old Cent, new CentOne Cent, Two Cents, Old Cent, new CentDr. Seuss for ages 6-7
Outing the Cat Lady: Embracing Your Feline Addiction With Style
Outing the Cat Lady: Embracing Your Feline Addiction With Style Good-natured cat humor by Crystal Wood, illustrated by Rebekah Wells
Simon's CatSimon's Catby Simon Tofield, as seen on YouTube!
Simon's Cat 3Simon's Cat 3

In Kitten Chaos

A brilliant new addition to the Simon's Cat series
Simon's Cat vs. the WorldSimon's Cat vs. the Worldby Simon Tofield
Simon's Cat: Beyond the FenceSimon's Cat: Beyond the FenceFollow-up to the first book by Simon Tofield
Simon's Cat: Off to the VetSimon's Cat: Off to the Vetand Other Cat-astrophes
by Simon Tofield
Sneaky Pie for PresidentSneaky Pie for Presidentby Rita Mae Brown
Sorry I Barfed On Your BedSorry I Barfed On Your BedAnd Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty

by Jeremy Greenberg
Stink Outside the BoxStink Outside the BoxLife Advice from Kitty
by Jeremy Greenbert
Texts From MittensTexts From Mittens
A Cat Who Has an Unlimited Data Plan...and Isn't Afraid to Use It
by Angie Bailey
The Authoritative Calvin and HobbesThe Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes

Includes Cartoons from Yukon Ho and Weirdos from Another Planet

by Bill Watterson

The Best Cat Book EverThe Best Cat Book EverLike cats in costumes? You'll love this book by Kate Funk!
The Bill the Cat StoryThe Bill the Cat StoryEver wonder where Bill the Cat came from? Now children of all ages will know!
The Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday BookThe Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book

A Collection of Sunday Calvin and Hobbes Cartoons

by Bill Watterson

The Cat in the HatThe Cat in the HatAll children should own a copy of this classic Dr. Seuss book! Written for ages 6-7
The Cat YearbookThe Cat YearbookA Hilarious Album of Lazy, Crazy and Occasionally Purr-fect Feline Students
The Coming of SaskaThe Coming of Saskaby Doreen Tovey
The Complete Calvin and HobbesThe Complete Calvin and HobbesEvery Calvin and Hobbes cartoon ever published in syndication!
The Cujo Cat ChroniclesThe Cujo Cat ChroniclesMusings of a Mad Housecat by Douglas Dunn
The Daredevil Book for CatsThe Daredevil Book for Cats

What Cats Really Think!

by Nick Griffiths
The Days Are Just PackedThe Days Are Just Packed

A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

by Bill Watterson

The Eighth Garfield Fat Cat 3-PackThe Eighth Garfield Fat Cat 3-Packby Jim Davis
The New BoyThe New Boyby Doreen Tovey
The Ninth Garfield Fat Cat 3-PackThe Ninth Garfield Fat Cat 3-Packby Jim Davis
The Ralph Steadman Book of CatsThe Ralph Steadman Book of Catsby "gonzo" artist Ralph Steadman
The Rules for CatsThe Rules for Cats4,000-Year-Old Secrets for Controlling Your Owner
by Bradford Telford, illustrated by Michael Cader
The Tenth Garfield Fat Cat 3-PackThe Tenth Garfield Fat Cat 3-Packby Jim Davis: Garfield Life in the Fat Lane (#28), Garfield Tons of Fun (#29), Garfield Bigger and Better (#30)
The Twelfth Garfield Fat Cat 3-PackThe Twelfth Garfield Fat Cat 3-Packby Jim Davis
The World Is Still Your Litter BoxThe World Is Still Your Litter BoxA humor book by Quasi (typed by Steve Fisher)
The World Is Your Litter Box: Deluxe EditionThe World Is Your Litter Box: Deluxe Edition

A How-to Manual for Cats

by Quasi and Steve Fisher

TortitudeTortitudeThe BIG Book of Cats With a BIG Attitude
by Ingrid King
Whiskerslist: The Kitty ClassifiedsWhiskerslist: The Kitty Classifiedsby Angie Bailey
Who Moved My Mouse?:Who Moved My Mouse?:A Self-Help Book for Cats (Who Don't Need Any Help)
Why Cats PaintWhy Cats PaintA Theory of Feline Aesthetics
by Heather Busch
Why Paint CatsWhy Paint CatsThe Ethics of Feline Aesthetics
by Burton Silver and Heather Busch
Why You Little...: A Guide for Cat PeopleWhy You Little...: A Guide for Cat Peopleby Jan Smith
You Know You're a Cat Lover When . . .You Know You're a Cat Lover When . . .by Ben Fraser, illustrated by Roger Penwill
You Need More SleepYou Need More SleepAdvice from Cats
by Francesco Marcioliano



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