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We currently have over 2,800 products for cats and for people who love them, with more being added all the time. You can shop by category, browse through all the products for cats, all the products for people, or do a specific search for exactly what you need. Products are shipped directly to you from our suppliers. Don't see what you want? Fill out the Product Request form on our home page and we'll track it down for you. We want your shopping experience with us to be fun and hassle free! If it's anything less, please e-mail us to let us know how we can improve for your next visit.
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Featured Product for Cats:
Extreme Weather Heated Kitty Pad
The Extreme Weather Outdoor Heated Kitty Pad is an essential source of warmth for any cat that spends time out doors. Its internal thermostat keeps the surface nice and warm even in the coldest of temperatures. Place in a shed, garage, barn or anywhere your outdoor kitties spend time. It's made of rugged ABS plastic and a free fleece cover is included. One year limited warranty.
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Featured Product for People:
Texts From Mittens
Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the "filthy beast" dog, Phil.
About the Author: Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers' Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats.
"Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!"
- Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification and Catify to Satisfy with Jackson Galaxy
"Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!"
- Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed
"We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level."
- Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles
Come home! There's an emergency!
What?? Are you OK?
My dish is half empty!
I'll be home soon.
You wish starvation upon me!
Stop being dramatic.
Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe.
Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed?
Yes. I have a date.
Mittens, get off my pants!
FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big
Hardcover cat humor book by Angie Bailey was released by Harlequin Books on March 31, 2015 and has 101 pages.
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Remember Homeless Cats!
As we gather with family and friends, remember those cats who have no homes. With cooler nights, feral and stray cats will be seeking warm places to sleep. This could mean they climb into the warm engine of a vehicle, so be careful when starting your engine.
In the busy pace of fall life, with school and sports schedules, festivals, and other activities, it's easy to forget about your local cat shelters and rescues, but they still need fosters, volunteers, and adopters for their animals. And they always need extra toys, beds, and other supplies! Check out our Rescue Time section for specially priced items just for them!
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